Clandestine

I'm not sure about the commentary on this. The secret's in the eyes. One day I'll get that right.

You better watch out!

Santa is teaching Rudolph what to do to a naughty person's house. He is teaching him where to poop, which is down the chimney.

It's a picture of a JOY sign taken backwards. Yoj to the World.

Voices

There are too many voices lately. I'm just going to lay low until they move on and bother someone else.

St. Dormouse

So my dog, Dormouse, saved some one's life today. Here's the rundown. She's quite the adventurer/escape artist . I even paid for a new fence (even though I really wanted a bathtub) to keep this from happening. So today, I went to check on her and she was long gone, last I saw her she was sleeping in front on the back door (I always leave it open when I'm home during the day) like usual. I get the leash to go look for her and my neighbor is bringing her back to me. He is the nicest guy and is a total character, he needs his own reality show. Usually, he is a happy go-lucky guy, but he looked serious. He told me he had to show me something. I thought she'd destroyed something, but he showed me a dead rattlesnake. Apparently, his garage was open so Dormouse just decided to go inside. The door from the garage to the house was open, so she just went in there too. She took a short tour through his house (she is so embarrasing, I'm a failure as a pet owner!) and went on into his backyard. My neighbor and his son were in the backyard heard her tags jingling and turned around to notice her. I guess her presence made him notice that he was incredibly too close to a rattlesnake! He was so grateful he brought her a econo-sized bag of Beggin' Strips and Halloween Daisies. I thought it was funny.

Strings

"Pull da string!"



With it being so close to Halloween, when I saw the word strings, I could only think of the movie Ed Wood.

The Four Little Snails

The littlest one tried and tried and when she kept on trying she got really fast and fire. Then she could not stop and slipped in a pile of shells. She said, "Ah darn, I have to clean my self again!". She had to stop and take a shower but there was no shower. Then she said, "Ah, darn it again!" And now that she is six she knows how to buckle herself and named a squirrel Miss Bessie. "Ah snails brains, I don't know how to wash my hair yet!". Then she said, "Oooh scrambled eggs!". That's all.

Violent Minotaur

It's a picture of a minotaur with private contractor armor and collarblades and a pistol. It is killing two guards on the way to Black Mesa. That will be all.