The Four Little Snails

The littlest one tried and tried and when she kept on trying she got really fast and fire. Then she could not stop and slipped in a pile of shells. She said, "Ah darn, I have to clean my self again!". She had to stop and take a shower but there was no shower. Then she said, "Ah, darn it again!" And now that she is six she knows how to buckle herself and named a squirrel Miss Bessie. "Ah snails brains, I don't know how to wash my hair yet!". Then she said, "Oooh scrambled eggs!". That's all.